Jesus and Child Protective Services - Oh My!
Related Topics
Stu Miller Stu_mem...@newsguy.com
INFANT DISCOVERED IN BARN, CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES LAUNCH PROBE Nazareth Carpenter Being Held On Charges Involving Underage Mother Bethlehem, Judea - Authorities were today alerted by a concerned citizen who noticed a family living in a barn. Upon arrival, Family Protective Service personnel, accompanied by police, took into protective care an infant child named Jesus, who had been wrapped in strips of cloth and placed in a feeding trough by his 14-year old mother, Mary of Nazareth.
During the confrontation, a man identified as Joseph, also of Nazareth, attempted to stop the social workers. Joseph, aided by several local shepherds and some unidentified foreigners, tried to forestall efforts to take the child, but were restrained by the police.
Mary was taken to the Bethlehem General Hospital where she is being examined by doctors. Charges may also be filed against her for child endangerment. Currently she is undergoing psychiatric evaluation due to her claim that she is a virgin and that the child is from God.
The director of the psychiatric wing was quoted to say, "I don't believe that there is much hope for her. She is steadfast in her belief that there is a higher power at work here. I have treated many people with delusions of a spiritual nature. Through the proper medications, I have been able to break many of this spiritual delusion. Mary's only hope is to continue the medications throughout the rest of her life. It is a very good thing that the State will provide for all of her psychiatric care. She will be here a very long time." The baby Jesus is also being treated for psychiatric disorders due to her mother's severe schizophrenia. "Since we have learned so much about the genetic reasons for mental illness, we are able to save children from the same experience as their parents. Who would know how to better care for a child than a psychiatrist?" a spokesperson for Family Protective Service said. Research has determined the cause for Mary's schizophrenia is in here DNA, which is p***ed along to her children. He went onto say, "It is best for this child to never see his parents again due to their mental illness. A proper home will be found, and a daily regiment of medication for Jesus will be implemented, so that he may learn the reality of life that his parents did not know." The location of the minor child will not be released, and the prospect for a quick resolution favoring the parents in this case is doubtful. Asked about if Jesus would be returned to his mother, another Child Protective Service spokesperson said, "The father is middle-aged and the mother definitely underage. We are checking with officials in Nazareth to determine what their legal relationship is. Due to this unusual status, the State will not recognize the parental rights of Mary or Joseph." Joseph has admitted taking Mary from her home in Nazareth because of a census requirement. However, because she was obviously pregnant when they left, investigators are looking into other reasons for their departure. Joseph is being held without bond on charges of molestation, kidnapping, child endangerment, and statutory rape. His distraught condition prompted the State to place him on suicide watch. In a humane gesture, he has been administered medications to handle his suicidal tendencies.
Also being held for questioning are three foreigners who allege to be wise men from an eastern country. The INS and Homeland Security officials are seeking information about these who may be in the country illegally. A source with the INS states that they had no p***ports, but were in possession of gold and other possibly illegal substances. They resisted arrest saying that they had been warned by God to avoid officials in Jerusalem and to return quickly to their own country. The chemical substances in their possession will be tested. They are being held indefinitely as possible terrorist suspects.
The owner of the barn is also being held for questioning. The manager Bethlehem Inn faces possible revocation of his license for violating health and safety regulations by allowing people to stay in the stable. Civil authorities are also investigating the zoning violations involved in maintaining livestock in a commercially-zoned district.
A spokesperson for the governor's office said, "Who knows what was going through their heads? But regardless, their treatment of the child was inexcusable, and the involvement of these others frightening. There is much we don't know about this case, but for the sake of the child and the public, you can be ***ured that we will take whatever measures necessary to give the baby Jesus a better life."
Caswell Caswell_mem...@newsguy.com
Great article. Of course, were Jesus born today and to abusive parents, he'd be beaten to death and thrown in a dumpster before the psych-trained folks at Family Protective Services ever heard of him.
Cas In article <dof3ur01...@drn.newsguy.com>, Stu Miller says...
"Barbara Schwarz" BarbaraSchwarz2...@excite.com
True, and if Jesus would survive all that abuse, Jesus would be later committed by psychs, drugged, e-shocked and perhaps lobotomized untill all the abilities are gone. That is what will become of he second coming if the psychs are still in power.
Remember what psych Sargant (or similar) said: If Jesus would have have psychiatric treatment, he just would have been a carpenter and nothing else.
Those psychs are the miracle killers.
Barbara Schwarz
--
http://www.thunderstar.net/~Schwarz/ (About Dave Touretzky) Other interesting websites: http://www.religiousfreedomwatch.org/extremists/ http://www.alarmgermany.org/ http://bernie.cncfamily.com/sc/sitemap.htm http://www.cchr.org http://www.MindFreedom.ORG/ http://www.datafilter.com/mc http://www.freespeechstore.com http://www.amatterofjustice.org/amoj/00index.cfm
"Barbara Schwarz" BarbaraSchwarz2...@excite.com
I found it, this is what the butcher said: "Religious feelings in man may be destroyed if too extensive an operation is performed on the frontal lobes."
-William Sargant, British psychiatrist "...Jesus Christ might simply have returned to his carpentry following the use of modern [psychiatric] treatments."
-William Sargant , British psychiatrist
Bill trytond...@yahoo.com
So you believe in Jesus? I thought you were a Scientologist, Barbara.
Explain yourself.
The Chief Instigator patr...@io.com
It'd help if she could do it in fewer than a million lines...
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patr...@io.com) Houston, Texas chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2005-06 Houston Aeros) LAST GAME: Houston 7, Peoria 2 (December 17) NEXT GAME: Friday, December 23 vs. Omaha, 7:35
"Barbara Schwarz" barbara.schw...@gmail.com
You don't know much about Scientologists. You just defame them.
Barbara Schwarz
--
http://www.thunderstar.net/~Schwarz/ (About Dave Touretzky) Other interesting websites: http://www.religiousfreedomwatch.org/extremists/ http://www.alarmgermany.org/ http://bernie.cncfamily.com/sc/sitemap.htm http://www.cchr.org http://www.MindFreedom.ORG/ http://www.datafilter.com/mc http://www.freespeechstore.com http://www.amatterofjustice.org/amoj/00index.cfm
| To Top |